We all know I don't have what the white man refers to as "a job", but a man recently found buried treasure in the UK and now he doesn't need one because the treasure is worth 5 million dollars.
The man, Dave Crisp, uncovered 52,500 Roman coins with a metal detector! (and then QVC sold 52,500 metal detectors. HOT ITEM!) Dave Crispytreat became my obsession so I goooooogled him and on page 5 of the results I found what I am sure is his actual facebook page, i guess he's 16:
Dave Crisp: 16
His bio: not much about me, I love music, and traveling, [and finding major coin hoards that are both historically significant & worth 5 million dollars/ Wendy's Frosty™s!!] other than that, im in a band called skylines (www.myspace.com/skylineswi) and I work at pick n save north in west bend. If you wanna know more just ask
He looks like a Japanese popstar. My messages have yet to be answered but i'm sure this will happen to me. But in the meantime (trumpet noise) I GOT A JOB AT A PIZZA PLACE. I deliver pizzas to men watching sports games and children who snuck their mom's credit cards before they left for Jazzercize. If it rains I get to wear a Domino's parka. You're supposed to be bi-lingual for the area i'm delivering to but they couldn't find qualified people who were bi-li so I got the job. I literally cannot wait to fill out the first police report. But more on that later (read: never, i have a job now).
I leave you with my hopes for the 2010 Emmy Awards:
Outstanding Comedy Series: 30 Rock
Drama Series: Lost
Leading Actress in a Comedy: Tina Fey – 30 Rock
Leading Actor in a Comedy: Larry David – Curb Your Enthusiasm
Leading Actor in a Drama: Bryan Cranston – Breaking Bad
Leading Actress in a Drama: January Jones – Mad Men
Lead Actor In A Miniseries Or A Movie: Al Pacino- You Don’t Know Jack
Lead Actress In A Miniseries Or A Movie: Maggie Smith – Capturing Mary
Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series: Eric Stonestreet- Modern Family
Supporting Actor In A Drama Series: Aaron Paul – Breaking Bad
Supporting Actor In A Miniseries Or A Movie: John Goodman – You Don’t Know Jack
Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series: Jane Lynch – Glee
Supporting Actress In A Drama Series: Rose Byrne – Damages
Outstanding (?!) Reality Program: Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution OR My Life on the D-List
Outstanding (?!) Reality Competition Program: Top Chef
The official website for the 2010 Emmy Nominees can be found here
OH sorry I meant here
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